I don’t know what it is with these panda sniper games, but even though I know I’m not supposed to, the first thing I ALWAYS do is shoot the panda in the head. It’s like some sort of temporary mind control. And these aren’t the droids we’re looking for, move along. Wait, what?

Most people think NASA spends millions of dollars preparing a person to go in to space, but really anybody can do it with almost no training. What NASA really spends its money on, is preparing its astronauts to face the rigours of a Larry King interview.

If 2008 was The Year of Physics Puzzle Games, then 2009 is shaping up to be the… uh… hmmmm… The Year of Physics Puzzle Games. Damn you physics, damn you.

I’ve no idea what this celebration is, or how it originated, but it is explosilicious. Do yourself a favor and watch until the end.

What do you get when you combine a nuclear holocaust, zombies, Bomberman for the Nintendo, 3 under-ripened tomatoes, and bottle of Valentin Bianchi Cabernet Sauvignon?

Honestly, I have no idea. Possibly a decent spaghetti sauce.

Leela: Didn’t you have ads in the 20th century?
Fry: Well, sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio. And in magazines and movies and at ball games and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts and written in the sky. But not in dreams. No siree!

meow meow meow meow meow, TIME TRAVEL.

I tried this game a couple weeks ago and it nearly put me to sleep, but apparently THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF THE INTERNET thinks it’s the bees knees. So now I’m in this bizarre situation where I have to consider that I might have actually been wrong. Let me know what you think - I’ve got my seppuku blade sharpened and ready to go.

This video would be even cuter if the parrot’s claw didn’t look like a terrifying tarantula.

I tell my brain to follow orders all the time. Like don’t pick your nose, don’t chew your nails, stop looking at her boobs, stuff like that. It never listens.

This is nightmare number three for me. Number one involves zombies, and number two features a very scary bear.

If there’s one thing that the internet has taught us over these past few years, it’s that it’s fun and perfectly safe to play with fire.

Don’t let the beautiful dragonfly fool you - most of the bugs on this site cause me to become very concerned that one of them might be crawling up my leg.

Your wildest Plinko fantasies have just come true.

Well fruitcakes, another Christmas is upon us. I hope yours is very merry and you have a safe and happy time over the holidays. And always remember the lessons the baby jesus has taught us: it is your birthright to receive gifts today, and webmasters are super sexy.

If you have OCD, playing this game is the equivalent of eating a gasoline and match sandwich with a side of firecrackers. You will literally play this game until you’ve ruined Christmas.

Technology is really starting to freak me out. I even hear they have Internet on computers now.

Just like every other Warbears game I’ve played, I haven’t been able to make it out of the first room on this one. So you guys are just gonna have to tell me how it ends. I’m a busy man, and I’ve got places to go (the couch), and people to see (the stars of General Hospital).

Not since the invention of Homer’s Makeup Gun, has decorating people and objects been so easy.

Thanks to a bit of fancypants new technology, you can now submit highscores for some games - like this one - without a screenshot. Just login and submit your score in-game at the end. And it’s also got an achievement! That’s right kiddos, Christmas did just come early.